wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

(via jai-guru-dev4)


timeforsomethrillingheroics:

Perhaps the bigger question is not ‘why do women feel the need to remove all their body hair’, but ‘why do men insist on their women looking as childlike as possible’

(via fellyjish)


luvallstuff:

The thing that’s so disgusting about the murders of Trayvon Martin, Mike Brown, Sean Bell etc (a very long list) is that it’s not like we’re trying to figure out who killed them. We know perfectly well. We’re just trying to figure out if that black kid deserved to die. They’re humanity is put on trial, like being a person wasn’t enough. Black people literally have to prove that we’re worthy of living.

(via fellyjish)


rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

(via ruinedchildhood)


cooba22:

This one wins

(via acidslap)


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amorphinetoast:

jean-luc-gohard:

the-goddamazon:

We know why.

Don’t forget Charlie Sheen. He’s been arrested for domestic violence at least six times and shot a woman. With a gun. And he’s still got a career.

i actually told some friends who were watching paprika with me last night that Nicolas Cage fucking assaulted his wife and went to jail and no one even knew like it made headlines and everything too

amorphinetoast:

jean-luc-gohard:

the-goddamazon:

We know why.

Don’t forget Charlie Sheen. He’s been arrested for domestic violence at least six times and shot a woman. With a gun. And he’s still got a career.

i actually told some friends who were watching paprika with me last night that Nicolas Cage fucking assaulted his wife and went to jail and no one even knew like it made headlines and everything too

(via findingverity)


kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via castleoflions)


teamalphari:

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

(via im-a-weird-grown-up)


Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.

Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)

I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.

(via perfectlittleprince)

Since Cadi started crawling this is much more relevant.

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