spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via pizza)


astaviech:

my-high-h0pes:

do you ever want that one person that fucked you over to come crawling back to you, just so you can tell them to fuck the fuck off

I want that so bad that I would sell my soul for that.

(via mermaids-on-lsd)


romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

(via mermaids-on-lsd)


zohbugg:

writeswrongs:

Helga’s thirst was so fucking real.

OKAY YEAH SHE WAS THIRSTY BUT REAL TALK HER DREAM WASN’T JUST TO GET A MAN.

BUT TO FUCKING RUN A COUNTRY TOO.

LIKE DAMN GIRL. GET IT.

(via cat-lady-emily)



tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

(via ruinedchildhood)


barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

image

I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(via castleoflions)



odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

(via nishlo)