michelebachmann:

Ron Swanson explains taxes. [X]

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this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

dickardcain:

checkmateyourprivilege:

please kill me

"…men can’t get an erection without wanting sex, according to physiology."There’s a difference between becoming aroused and wanting sex you fucking nitwit. A number of women experience arousal and orgasm from being raped. Does this mean it wasn’t rape? No, they still didn’t want it and in fact that ends up making the recovery worse because pieces of garbage like the poster in the image above make them think orgasm/arousal means they wanted it.The human body is a biological machine. As such there are certain mechanisms within the body that are outside of human control. Especially under certain circumstances.  Nipples become perky from stimulation or when it’s cold. You process food into fecal matter. Your heart beats without your conscious input.  In that same way, with stimulation, a person can become aroused and even orgasm without wanting sex.
http://voices.yahoo.com/sexual-arousal-male-victims-rape-1504019.htmltl;dr - the poster in the image cap is wrong. So very very wrong. And if they said this to me in person I’d probably just start screaming profanity at them.

This makes me want to punch something

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

dickardcain:

checkmateyourprivilege:

please kill me

"…men can’t get an erection without wanting sex, according to physiology."

There’s a difference between becoming aroused and wanting sex you fucking nitwit. A number of women experience arousal and orgasm from being raped. Does this mean it wasn’t rape? No, they still didn’t want it and in fact that ends up making the recovery worse because pieces of garbage like the poster in the image above make them think orgasm/arousal means they wanted it.

The human body is a biological machine. As such there are certain mechanisms within the body that are outside of human control. Especially under certain circumstances.  Nipples become perky from stimulation or when it’s cold. You process food into fecal matter. Your heart beats without your conscious input.  

In that same way, with stimulation, a person can become aroused and even orgasm without wanting sex.

http://voices.yahoo.com/sexual-arousal-male-victims-rape-1504019.html

tl;dr - the poster in the image cap is wrong. So very very wrong. And if they said this to me in person I’d probably just start screaming profanity at them.

This makes me want to punch something

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Kibas surgery went well. He’s resting now. My poor baby will be in the kennel for the next few days because I do NOT want Sophie rough housing with him and hurting him. My poor baby. He’s gonna get such special treatment when he comes home.

On the plus side, since leaving home I feel like this is the most adult thing I’ve done. I pay my bills, I’ve held down a job, but fixing my dog? That just seems very responsible.


bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

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maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

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mathsturbation:

meowth knows how to burn a bitch

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dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

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