the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

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and-id-marry-larry:

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

we can definitely be friends

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remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

image

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Q
Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?
Anonymous
A

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special


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becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

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Entire upper body & feet are broke out in hives. Guess he was wrong.



livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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