unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

(via thefuuuucomics)


brownglucose:

stunningpicture:

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.


Stay woke

brownglucose:

stunningpicture:

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

Stay woke

(via md89x)




Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

(via serenityssmiles)


God damn senture is fucking frustrating the fuck outta me. “Oh it usually doesn’t take more than a couple days after training ends to get your clearance.” So I tried calling them to see if they’ve heard anything and I can’t fucking get through it just goes to an automatic message. UM HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN IM COMING BACK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? “Go to directory. Enter in the persons last name” well how the fuck do you expect me to do that ???? Jesus fucking Christ I hate this fucking shit. I hate getting the run around.


hiddlesstolemyheart:

tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #12

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I’m laughing way too hard at this!

(via im-a-weird-grown-up)


literallyrad:

aspiecastiel:

literallyrad:

CUTE ITALIAN EXCHANGE STUDENT SITTING RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME WHAT DO I DO

say this: “voglio succhiare il tuo cazzo”

image

u little shit

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basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

(via im-a-weird-grown-up)


thefemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(via tastefullyoffensive)


katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

(via tittybangbang)


coltre:

c0ffeekitten:

thecutestofthecute:

coltre:

she come in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both happy.

Maybe she’s your guardian angel.. I mean srsly. Just look at this cat. 

There is way too much intelligence in those eyes. There is a goddess in your garden.

So I have a guardian angel and it comes in the form a cat. sweet

coltre:

c0ffeekitten:

thecutestofthecute:

coltre:

she come in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both happy.

Maybe she’s your guardian angel.. I mean srsly. Just look at this cat. 

There is way too much intelligence in those eyes. There is a goddess in your garden.

So I have a guardian angel and it comes in the form a cat. sweet

(via jai-guru-dev4)