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trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

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Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:



long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

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Conversation I overheard at work

Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?



why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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i love all of my followers but like

if we’ve been in a mutual since glee fandom you’re my ride till i die forever ok i don’t even care man you are a true saint and a deity among mortals

(via castleoflions)


hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

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